diff --git a/static/ackonet.png b/static/ackonet.png
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diff --git a/static/annyang.min.js b/static/annyang.min.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..e4829e3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/annyang.min.js
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+//! annyang
+//! version : 0.2.0
+//! author  : Tal Ater @TalAter
+//! license : MIT
+//! https://www.TalAter.com/annyang/
+(function(){"use strict";var a=this,b=a.webkitSpeechRecognition||a.mozSpeechRecognition||a.msSpeechRecognition||a.oSpeechRecognition||a.SpeechRecognition;if(!b)return a.annyang=null,null;var c,d,e,f="en-US",g={start:[],error:[],end:[],result:[],resultMatch:[],resultNoMatch:[]},h=!1,i="font-weight: bold; color: #00f;",j=/\s*\((.*?)\)\s*/g,k=/(\(\?:[^)]+\))\?/g,l=/(\(\?)?:\w+/g,m=/\*\w+/g,n=/[\-{}\[\]+?.,\\\^$|#]/g,o=function(a){return a=a.replace(n,"\\$&").replace(j,"(?:$1)?").replace(l,function(a,b){return b?a:"([^\\s]+)"}).replace(m,"(.*?)").replace(k,"\\s*$1?\\s*"),new RegExp("^"+a+"$","i")},p=function(a){for(var b=0,c=a.length;c>b;b++)a[b].apply(this)};a.annyang={init:function(j){d&&d.abort&&d.abort(),d=new b,d.maxAlternatives=5,d.continuous=!0,d.lang=f,d.onstart=function(){p(g.start)},d.onerror=function(){p(g.error)},d.onend=function(){p(g.end),e&&a.annyang.start()},d.onresult=function(b){p(g.result);for(var d,e=b.results[b.resultIndex],f=0;f<e.length;f++){d=e[f].transcript.trim(),h&&a.console.log("Speech recognized: %c"+d,i);for(var j=0,k=c.length;k>j;j++){var l=c[j].command.exec(d);if(l){var m=l.slice(1);return h&&(a.console.log("command matched: %c"+c[j].originalPhrase,i),m.length&&a.console.log("with parameters",m)),c[j].callback.apply(this,m),p(g.resultMatch),!0}}}return p(g.resultNoMatch),!1},c=[],this.addCommands(j)},start:function(a){a=a||{},e="undefined"!=typeof a.autoRestart?!!a.autoRestart:!0,d.start()},abort:function(){e=!1,d.abort()},debug:function(a){h=arguments.length>0?!!a:!0},setLanguage:function(a){f=a,d&&d.abort&&(d.lang=a)},addCommands:function(b){var d,e;for(var f in b)if(b.hasOwnProperty(f)){if(d=a[b[f]]||b[f],"function"!=typeof d)continue;e=o(f),c.push({command:e,callback:d,originalPhrase:f})}h&&a.console.log("Commands successfully loaded: %c"+c.length,i)},addCallback:function(b,c){if(void 0!==g[b]){var d=a[c]||c;"function"==typeof d&&g[b].push(d)}}}}).call(this);
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/static/handscan.html b/static/handscan.html
index 0484602..ab4b4d6 100644
--- a/static/handscan.html
+++ b/static/handscan.html
@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@
 		<title>Shoofle's Test Thing</title>
 		<meta charset="utf-8">
 		<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, maximum-scale=1.0, user-scalable=no">
-		<script type="text/javascript" src="../static/jquery.min.js"></script>
-		<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="../static/chat.css" />
+		<script type="text/javascript" src="/static/jquery-2.0.3.js"></script>
+		<script type="text/javascript" src="/static/annyang.min.js"></script>
 		<script type="text/javascript">
 			$(document).ready(function() {
 					$('.scanner').addClass('off');
@@ -17,6 +17,13 @@
 					}).on('touchend touchleave', function(evt) {
 						$(evt.target).removeClass('on').addClass('off');
 					});
+					if (annyang) {
+						var commands = {
+							'hey': function() { alert("what of it, punk?"); }
+						};
+						annyang.init(commands);
+						annyang.start();
+					}
 			});
 		</script>
 		<style type="text/css">
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diff --git a/static/wrap.py b/static/wrap.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a14c1c1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/wrap.py
@@ -0,0 +1,62 @@
+supported_operations = ["__add__", "__sub__", "__mul__", "__floordiv__", "__mod__", "__divmod__", "__pow__", "__lshift__", "__rshift__", "__and__", "__xor__", "__or__", "__pow__", "__div__", "__truediv__", "__div__", "__radd__", "__rsub__", "__rmul__", "__rdiv__", "__rtruediv__", "__rfloordiv__", "__rmod__", "__rdivmod__", "__rpow__", "__rlshift__", "__rrshift__", "__rand__", "__rxor__", "__ror__", "__sub__", "__rpow__", "__radd__", "__neg__", "__pos__", "__abs__", "__complex__", "__long__", "__float__", "__oct__", "__hex__", "__index__", "__len__"] 
+class Wrapper(object):
+	"""Wrap a value so that it will be lazy-evaluated. `wrapper.value` returns the current value (you can also use c(wrapper))."""
+	def __init__(self, target, attribute=None, arguments=None):
+		self.target = target
+		self.attribute = attribute
+		self.arguments = arguments
+		if attribute is not None and arguments is not None:
+			raise TypeError
+	@property
+	def value(self):
+		if self.attribute is None and self.arguments is None:
+			return self.target
+		if self.attribute is not None:
+			return getattr(c(self.target), self.attribute)
+		if self.arguments is not None:
+			return c(self.target)(*map(c, self.arguments))
+	@value.setter
+	def value(self, new_target):
+		self.target = new_target
+	def __getattr__(self, name):
+		return Wrapper(self, attribute=name)
+	def __call__(self, *args):
+		return Wrapper(self, arguments=args)
+	def __repr__(self): return str(self)
+	def __str__(self):
+		if self.attribute is None and self.arguments is None: 
+			return "w(" + str(self.target) + ")"
+		if self.attribute is not None: 
+			return "w(" + str(self.target) + "." + str(self.attribute) + ")"
+		if self.arguments is not None: 
+			return "w(" + str(self.target) + "(" + ",".join(map(str, self.arguments)) + ")"
+
+def pass_through(operation):
+	return lambda self, *others: Wrapper(Wrapper(self, attribute=operation), arguments=others)
+for operation in supported_operations:
+	setattr(Wrapper, operation, pass_through(operation))
+
+def c(g):
+	"""Get the current value of a wrapper or bare variable."""
+	if isinstance(g, Wrapper): return g.value
+	else: return g
+
+def wrap(v):
+	"""Wrap a variable, or just return it if it's already wrapped."""
+	if isinstance(v, Wrapper): return v
+	else: return Wrapper(v)
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+	foo, bar, baz = wrap(1), wrap(2), wrap(3)
+	print("foo, bar, and baz are the wrapped values 1, 2, and 3.")
+	boop = foo + bar*baz
+	print("boop is set to foo + bar*baz: %s" % (boop, ))
+	print("And we can fetch the value of that computation easily as boop.value: %s" % (boop.value, ))
+	print
+	print("We can change the value of foo:")
+	print(">>> foo.value = 5")
+	foo.value = 5
+	print("And now, when we fetch the value of boop, it is adjusted accordingly:")
+	print(">>> boop.value => %s" % (boop.value,))
+	print
+	print("There is also a shorthand for evaluating a glomp: c(boop) => %s" % (c(boop), ))