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<tw-storydata name="asdgf" startnode="1" creator="Twine" creator-version="2.0.8" ifid="D14F14F3-3EFE-4F66-B0AA-5DE2638A46AB" format="Harlowe" options=""><style role="stylesheet" id="twine-user-stylesheet" type="text/twine-css"></style><script role="script" id="twine-user-script" type="text/twine-javascript"></script><tw-passagedata pid="1" name="start" tags="" position="216,181">you&#x27;re at work and you are tired
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[[dick around]]</tw-passagedata><tw-passagedata pid="2" name="do work" tags="" position="90,331">you try to get stuff done but are not very successful. you are very tired.
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[[dick around]]</tw-passagedata><tw-passagedata pid="3" name="dick around" tags="" position="366,331">you dick around on the internet for a while. you are very very sleepy.
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[[dick around]]</tw-passagedata><tw-passagedata pid="4" name="do more work" tags="" position="90,481">you get a little bit of progress made. you are very tired.
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